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I saw this topic in another thread so I thought I'd start a poll. I'm sure this will be Vic Mackey biased because it's The Shield forum but I may just do the same poll at the 24 forum.
As much as I love Vic, I'm gonna have to say Jack Bauer. He's a goverment trained, POW. He's saved the world like a million times. I'm not saying it'd be an easy fight but in the end after they were both bruised and bloody, Jack Bauer would emerge victorious.
24 is soooo unrealistic to me. Jack had to save his family in 24 hrs in the first season then the government said hey do you want to work for us because you did such a great job in saving your family. I mean come on. So what if jack works for the government now. Vic has fought against the worst crims and drug dealers out there.
MY VOTE IS FOR VIC not pi$$y lil Jack.
SICK HIM VIC!
i said this in that previous thread you mentioned, but it warrants repeating.
Jack bauer needs a damn skimatic (spelled wrong i know), some big eyed girl on the phone telling him what to do, 13 satlellites, gps with navigation, and approval from the president. Vic needs a phonebook and an urge. if vic took bauer's phone, jack would be royally F'd.
Here's transcript of the phoe conversation beteen jack and cloey (i don't care if that's right thats what i'm calling her)
Jack: Cloey, there's an angry bald man with a phonebook, what do i do.
Cloey: That's Vic Mackey. He's like a grizzly bear, if you lie down and play dead he will leave...
Jack: Okay
(Several seconds of silence)
(Loud thumps and Jack Bauer shouting in Pain)
(Moments of silence)
Jack: uuurrrggghhh, ooohhhh. I think he ruptered my spleen with the phonebook... Cloey, what the hell??!!!
Cloey: I did what you said, can you take the gun away from my face please??
Shane: Sure thing darlin', you did great
Cloey: ASSH_LE!!! Jack! Shane's gone, are you okay?!
(Shane sticks his head in the window)
Shane: Oh yeah, I brought you some food...
(Loud bang, end of transmission)
Mackey's like a friggin' pit bull. He'd tear Jack Bauer to shreds.
| Plonked wrote: |
| 24 is soooo unrealistic to me. Jack had to save his family in 24 hrs in the first season then the government said hey do you want to work for us because you did such a great job in saving your family. |
Okay, apparently you don't watch 24. Jack Bauer always worked for the goverment. Even in the first season when his family was a target.
Vicisdashiat - you are HILARIOUS! That was funnyl But even in your scenario, Vic also needs his strike team as Jack needs Chloe and CTU. I still think Jack would pull a "superagent break you neck in one swift move" kind of thing on Vic and ultimately win the fight. Although, Mackey would give him a run for his money.
| vicisdashiat wrote: |
| i said this in that previous thread you mentioned, but it warrants repeating. Jack bauer needs a damn skimatic (spelled wrong i know), some big eyed girl on the phone telling him what to do, 13 satlellites, gps with navigation, and approval from the president. Vic needs a phonebook and an urge. if vic took bauer's phone, jack would be royally F'd. Here's transcript of the phoe conversation beteen jack and cloey (i don't care if that's right thats what i'm calling her) Jack: Cloey, there's an angry bald man with a phonebook, what do i do. Cloey: That's Vic Mackey. He's like a grizzly bear, if you lie down and play dead he will leave... Jack: Okay (Several seconds of silence) (Loud thumps and Jack Bauer shouting in Pain) (Moments of silence) Jack: uuurrrggghhh, ooohhhh. I think he ruptered my spleen with the phonebook... Cloey, what the hell??!!! Cloey: I did what you said, can you take the gun away from my face please?? Shane: Sure thing darlin', you did great Cloey: ASSH_LE!!! Jack! Shane's gone, are you okay?! (Shane sticks his head in the window) Shane: Oh yeah, I brought you some food... (Loud bang, end of transmission) |
LMAO!! Hilarious.
They are both clever, both from LA, and both of them don't mind bending the rules occasioanlly (Vic more than Jack). Vic has more street smarts than Jack but Jack is well-trained and has a high tolerance for pain. While Vic occasionally seems more clever than Jack you may want to think about the kind of people Vic deals with- locos and banditos from the hood with an IQ of .0001 whereas Jack deals with highly intelligent agents and high ranking members of the White House. I would say have to say Vic would win in a street fight with Jack but it would be a long fight- I'd pay to see that on UFC pay-per-view! If it were a gun fight, Jack would win his aim is unbelievable, whereas Vic rarely uses his gun (except to shoot other cops)!
In a streetfight Vic would win because the guy is just a bull. And Jack looks like a prettyboy to me for some reason, don't know why.
Vic would win in a gunfight too. We know how Vic handles government agents.
Anybody who could walk onto gang turf, have a gun pointed at his head and come up with, "Looks like Junior missed the short bus to school" has my vote. Vic would make an hor d'ouevre out of Bauer.
thanx for the compliments, I'm glad everyone knew what "brought you some food..." meant
but as much i love vic, in all honesty, he would probably lose. vic usually ruffs up people who don't try to fight back. also, when he and Kav went at it, Vic was as enraged as ever, and still didn't manage to land a single punch. they kinda looked like 2 fat school girls tryin to have a brawl
i can't believe this is an actual vote! c'mon, jack bauer? you mighta as well put dutch's name up there in the voting.....
