The Showbiz Show with David Spade Season 1 Episode 2

Jessi Klein: (on J. Lo's fragrance Glow) It comes as no surprise her perfume is a sexy rose-infused scent that grabs your attention and says, quite simply: 'Hi, I'm better than you. I exfoliate my ass with imported sand from Mediterranean beaches so that it shines like marble. My hobbies include driving Bentleys, wearing Panda fur, and screaming at people. Trace notes of vanilla add a subtle 'screw you' to whoever didn't get it the first time.

(During the What You Should Know segment)
Rob Lowe: If you see someone wearing a turban…don't judge. Just simply pick up the phone and call the police.

(During the What You Should Know segment)
Rob Lowe: If you see someone wearing a turban…don't judge. Just simply pick up the phone and call the police.

Spade: Vanity Fair is putting Paris Hilton on the cover. Have you seen this this month? Was Tara Reid in Monte Carlo? But in her defense, Annie Lee Woods took same tasteful shots of her masturbating with a Corona Bottle.

Spade: Star Jones-Reynolds has auctioned off her Emmy gown to benefit hurricane victims. The Red Cross will use it, apparently, to patch a hole in the Superdome.