The Showbiz Show with David Spade

Season 1 Episode 2

Episode 2

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Aired Thursday 10:00 PM Sep 22, 2005 on Comedy Central
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In his news segment, David Spade takes on the Emmy’s, as well as ABC’s decision to broadcast in Spanish, the Olsen Twins, and Michael Jackson. Jessi Klien has a segment on celebrity fragrances, in which she takes down J. Lo, Jessica Simpson, and Britney Spears, and even David Spade. There’s also a mock red carpet premiere for Patrick Swayze’s Direct-to-video One Last Dance at a Blockbuster Video. David then digs into Kate Moss and Gwenyth Paltrow. While Andrew Daly is on the scene for Britney Spears’ and Kevin Federline’s new baby. In his final segment, David takes on Breaking Bonaduce, VH1’s latest celeb-reality disaster.moreless
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      • Jessi Klein: (on J. Lo's fragrance Glow) It comes as no surprise her perfume is a sexy rose-infused scent that grabs your attention and says, quite simply: 'Hi, I'm better than you. I exfoliate my ass with imported sand from Mediterranean beaches so that it shines like marble. My hobbies include driving Bentleys, wearing Panda fur, and screaming at people. Trace notes of vanilla add a subtle 'screw you' to whoever didn't get it the first time.

      • Jessi Klein: (on J. Lo's fragrance Glow) It comes as no surprise her perfume is a sexy rose-infused scent that grabs your attention and says, quite simply: 'Hi, I'm better than you. I exfoliate my ass with imported sand from Mediterranean beaches so that it shines like marble. My hobbies include driving Bentleys, wearing Panda fur, and screaming at people. Trace notes of vanilla add a subtle 'screw you' to whoever didn't get it the first time.

      • (During the What You Should Know segment)
        Rob Lowe: If you see someone wearing a turban…don't judge. Just simply pick up the phone and call the police.

      • (During the What You Should Know segment)
        Rob Lowe: If you see someone wearing a turban…don't judge. Just simply pick up the phone and call the police.

      • Spade: Vanity Fair is putting Paris Hilton on the cover. Have you seen this this month? Was Tara Reid in Monte Carlo? But in her defense, Annie Lee Woods took same tasteful shots of her masturbating with a Corona Bottle.

      • Spade: Star Jones-Reynolds has auctioned off her Emmy gown to benefit hurricane victims. The Red Cross will use it, apparently, to patch a hole in the Superdome.

      • Spade: Y'know, I got a message for the [Black Eyed] Peas: Let's get it stopped. Right now.

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      • Hollywood Lingo: This pre-commercial bit is an allusion to the types of trivia seen in movie theaters during the pre-movie entertainment.

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