Ingredients of the stink bomb: Road kill, Burnt hair, Jimbo's sister's retainer case, Six weeks of bottled farts, Possum placenta, Sweat from a walk-around Goofy suit, and TCBY (That Container of Botulized Yogurt).
The upside-down newspaper Milhouse is holding is the Springfield Shopper. The headlines read "Mayor's Breath Still Problem", "Corn Less Popular" and "Bake Sale Today".
Goof: Somehow, the lettering on Martin's sash reverses so it can be read properly in the mirror's reflection, and flips back to normal when he turns around.
In the opening sequence, one of the CTU's computer screens shows Willie making out with Ms. Hoover.
Among the professional staff at Springfield Elementary is a secretary named Mrs. Lord.
Lisa reads the three missing students on paper and it says:
-Full name: Corky James Jones
-Known alias: Jamesbo, Dr. J., Hector Gutierrez,
-Last known location: Duff Gardens Log Flume (Middle Seat)
-Full name: Dolphin Starbeam
-Speaks: Spanish, German, Hebrew, Arabic, Korean, Latin, Old English, Klingon, Esperanto
-Friends with Jackie Chan (unverified)
-Special skills: Horse riding, tap dancing, British accent, stage fighting
-Full name: Kearney Zzyzwicz
-Prior offenses: Indian burn (3rd degree), full moon, half moon, attempted purple nurple, hertz donut (acquitted)
-Owns owns tuxedo.
Martin Prince's Ant Farm brand is from Uncle Milton.
Jimbo's mom's name is Carol.
Milhouse: Lisa, if I don't make it back, there's a letter in my locker I want you to read.
Lisa: I've already read it.
Principal Skinner: We've all read it.
Principal Skinner: (On the phone) Lord, give me guidance... That's right, the guidance department. Thank you, Mrs. Lord.
Lisa: I've got something! The sixth grade security camera shows three empty desks.
Principal Skinner: Enhance!
(Camera zooms in on desk with "Skinner Stinks" carved into it)
Principal Skinner: De-hance! De-hance!
Principal Skinner: Simpson! I'll teach you to make a Poupon me!
(Apu sniffs some old yogurt that Homer tries to return at the Kwik-E-Mart.)
Apu: Oh my god! If a dead fish and a homeless person had a baby and the baby puked, and a dog ate the puke, this smells like the rear end of that dog!
Bart: I might be able to stop them, but I need a schematic of Jimbo's house!
Lisa: Jimbo drew a couple pictures of his house in second grade, but I can't vouch for their accuracy. The teacher gave them a frowny face.
(Bart spots an incapacitated Ralph in a cage.)
Bart: I've got a man down! Well, not a man, a very special boy.
Groundskeeper Willie: Teens? In Willie's hidey-hole? I'll mop up your blood from the inside!
Jack Bauer: Chloe, I need those schematics now.
Bart: What? Who is this?
Jack Bauer: I'm Jack Bauer, who the hell are you?
Bart: Me? Uhh, I'm Ahmed Adoodie.
Jack Bauer: Chloe, find out all you can about Ahmed Adoodie. Does anyone there know Ahmed Adoodie?
Chloe O' Brian: Ahmed Adoodie, wealthy Saudi financier, disappeared into Afghanistan in the late 90's.
Jack Bauer: Really?
Chloe O'Brian: No, Jack. It's a joke name. You're being set up.
Jack Bauer: Dammit!
(Marge kisses Bart)
Marge: Oh my special little guy! I'm so glad you're okay.
(Homer kisses Bart)
Homer And I'm so glad you taste like hotdogs!
(Homer picks up the bomb which has 7 seconds left till it blows)
Homer: Oh a thermos! And it has 7 cups of coffee left.
(The bomb changes to 6)
Homer: No wait, 6.
Lisa: Dad! That's a bomb!
Homer: Ah! You take it!
Jack Bauer: Previously on 24… I mean The Simpsons.
Jack Bauer: Bart Simpson, 12 minutes ago you made a very annoying prank phone call to me. I pulled every agent off of their assignment to track you down and bring you to justice. It was a tough call but I think I made the right one.
(nuke goes off)
Jack Bauer: Don't worry. That was just Shelbyville.
(crowd sighs with relief)
Homer: (To Milhouse) Cops. Act natural.
Homer (Imitating a woman) Oh hello officer!
Chief Wiggum: (While driving by) Oh hello, Ma'am! (To self) What is it about a women and a dumpster.
Bart: Son of a beachball, they escaped.
Skinner: Okay, you have a deal, you conniving little… (whispers in Bart's ear)
Bart: Wow, that's a swear!?
Skinner: Used as a noun, it is.
Milhouse: Mr. Simpson I'm scared.
Homer: This is our life now Milhouse, we're dumpster folk!
Dolph: Now this crossword is nothing but swears.
Jack Bauer: The following takes place between 2:34 p.m. and 3:04 p.m. Or maybe it's a.m. Whichever one is the morning one. Not that one.
Marge: If someone did eat Bart's shorts, they would have a tummy full of pocket garbage.
This episode won the 2008 Annie Award for Best Writing in an Animated Television Production.
(The opening was similar to 24, but with a story about the new CTU -Counter Truancy Unit- at Springfield Elementary.)
Blackboard Joke: none
Couch Gag: none
The Odd Couple
Jimbo's cell phone ring tone is the theme song from the old television show The Odd Couple.
Episode Title: "24 Minutes"
This title and episode is a parody of FOX's show, 24.
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