The Simpsons

Season 8 Episode 6

A Milhouse Divided

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Dec 01, 1996 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • Luann: If you want to talk nervous, you should've seen Kirk deal with the high-school kids who egged our Bonneville.
      Kirk: Ha. Should've asked them to hurl some bacon. Then maybe I could have had a decent breakfast for once.
      Homer: You know what you two need? A little comic strip called "Love Is...". It's about two naked eight-year-olds who are married.
      (Longer pause)