The Simpsons

Season 8 Episode 6

A Milhouse Divided

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Dec 01, 1996 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • Luann: Okay, Kirk, I'll tell a story. It's about a man whose father-in-law gave him a sweet job as manager of a cracker factory.
      Homer: Bo-ring.
      Luann: A man whose complete lack of business sense, and managerial impotence...
      Homer: Ooh, here we go!
      Luann: ...sent the number one cracker factory in town into a tie for sixth with TableTime and Allied Biscuit.
      (Marge furtively hides a box of Allied Biscuit)