Luann: Okay, Kirk, I'll tell a story. It's about a man whose father-in-law gave him a sweet job as manager of a cracker factory.
Luann: A man whose complete lack of business sense, and managerial impotence...
Homer: Ooh, here we go!
Luann: ...sent the number one cracker factory in town into a tie for sixth with TableTime and Allied Biscuit.
(Marge furtively hides a box of Allied Biscuit)