The Simpsons

Season 6 Episode 18

A Star Is Burns

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Mar 05, 1995 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • McBain: Have you ever noticed how men always leave the toilet seat up? (no laughter is forthcoming) That's the joke.
      Audience Member: You suck, McBain!
      McBain: (draws machine gun and fires several rounds into the audience) And now for my Woody Allen impression. (same voice) I'm a neurotic nerd who likes to sleep with little girls.
      Audience Member: Hey, that really stunk.
      (McBain throws a live grenade into audience; cut back to studio)
      Rainier: (to Jay) The film is just me in front of a brick wall for three hours. It cost eighty million dollars.