The Simpsons

Season 12 Episode 2

A Tale of Two Springfields

3
Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Nov 05, 2000 on FOX

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    • Homer: Television broken?
      Bart: No. There's a badger in there.
      Homer: Badger my ass! It's probably Milhouse. (crawls into the doghouse) Milhouse … Milhouse! (the badger attacks. Homer screams and comes out) It's a badger, all right. Possibly a griffin. Bart, do you have any dynamite in your room?
      Bart: Tons.
      Homer: Get it.
      Lisa: No, Dad, we don't want to kill him. Let's call animal control.
      Homer: Great idea. Then we should call the doctor about this.
      (he lifts his shirt, revealing a hole in his chest that shows his internal organs)
      Lisa: How did the badger do that without ripping your shirt?
      Homer: What am I, a tailor?

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