The Simpsons

Season 5 Episode 17

Bart Gets an Elephant

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Mar 31, 1994 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • Homer: Maybe if we tied it down so it couldn't move it wouldn't get so hungry.
      Lisa: You can't do that, Dad, it's cruel!
      Homer: Oh, everything's cruel according to you. Keeping him chained up in the backyard is cruel. Pulling on his tail is cruel. Yelling in his ears is cruel. Everything is cruel. So, excuse me if I'm cruel!