The Simpsons

Season 7 Episode 20

Bart on the Road

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Mar 31, 1996 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • Marge: (answers phone) Hello? Oh hello, Principal Skinner… No, Bart has never been to Hong Kong. Good night (hangs up) ….(the phone rings again and Marge answers) ….Hello? Tennessee State Police? No, my son's car was not crushed in Knoxville. I don't know where to begin telling you what's wrong with that! (hangs up)(the phone rings again and Marge answers) Hello? No, Bart is not available tomorrow to deliver a human kidney to Amsterdam. (hangs up)(While this is going on Homer, has slowly dived under the covers in the bed … he snorts) Homer, are you laughing at me?

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