(Bart plays with Milhouse's magic 8-ball)
Bart: Will Milhouse and I be friends till we're toothless old men with hair coming out of our ears? (shakes the ball) "Don't count on it." Will Milhouse and I be friends when we're high-school dropouts living off Uncle Sucker? (shakes the ball) "It looks doubtful." (worried) Will Milhouse and I be friends at the end of the day?
(shakes the ball; he and Milhouse gasp when it says "No")
Bart: What could come between two bestest buddies like us?
(next shot is a dramatic close-up of Samantha Stanky)