The Simpsons

Season 9 Episode 6

Bart Star

3
Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Nov 09, 1997 on FOX

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    • Lisa: What position have you got for me?
      (The kids gasps)
      Lisa: That's right. A girl who wants to play football. How about that?
      Ned: Well, thats super-duper, Lisa. We've already got four girls on the team.
      Lisa: You do?
      Ned: Uh huh. But we'd love to have you on board!
      Lisa: Well...football's not really my thing. After all...what kind of civilized person would play a game with the skin of an innocent pig?!
      Ned: Well, actually, Lisa, these balls are synthetic!
      Janey: And for every ball you buy, a dollar goes to Amnesty International!
      Lisa: (Crying) I've gotta go!

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