The Simpsons

Season 9 Episode 6

Bart Star

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Nov 09, 1997 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • (Homer praises Bart for his play and the rallying of the troops, failing to realize his son's mistakes resulted in a lopsided loss.)
      Homer: Hey everybody! Lets hear it for Bart!
      (Bart's teammates glare at him menacingly.)
      Bart: (Meekly) Give me a "B"?
      Nelson: I won't give you a "B", but I'll tear you a new "A"!
      Millhouse: If I wasn't your friend, I'd tell you, you sucked!
      Terri: You ruined our undefeated season! You ruined everything! Ruiner! (whispers) My sister likes you!
      (Nelson grabs Bart by the jersey.)
      Nelson: Listen here daddy's boy. You cost us one more game and you're dead.
      (Nelson shoves Bart face first into the mud.)
      Ralph: You're going to heaven!