The Simpsons

Season 1 Episode 2

Bart the Genius

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Jan 14, 1990 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • (In science lab, Bart is about to mix two substances.)
      Ms. Melon: (to Bart) Say, what's that? It looks dangerous.
      Bart: Well, it's really pretty top secret, ma'am.
      Ms. Melon: All right, keep going. But you do know what happens when you mix acids and bases, right?
      Bart: 'Course I do.
      (Bart pours one substance into another, it explodes and covers the whole room in the yellow mixture.)
      Bart: (Upset) Sorry.