The Simpsons

Season 3 Episode 4

Bart the Murderer

5
Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Oct 10, 1991 on FOX

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    • Bart: Uh, say, are you guys crooks?
      Fat Tony: Bart, um, is it wrong to steal a loaf of bread to feed your starving family?
      Bart: No.
      Fat Tony: Well, suppose you got a large starving family. Is it wrong to steal a truckload of bread to feed them?
      Bart: Uh uh.
      Fat Tony: And, what if your family don't like bread? They like...cigarettes?
      Bart: I guess that's okay.
      Fat Tony: Now, what if instead of giving them away, you sold them at a price that was practically giving them away. Would that be a crime, Bart?
      Bart: Hell, no!
      Fat Tony: Enjoy your gift.

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