The Simpsons

Season 5 Episode 8

Boy-Scoutz 'N the Hood

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Nov 18, 1993 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • Bart: (Thinking) Look, Homer won't want to go, so just ask him and he'll say no. Then it'll be his fault.
      Homer: (Thinking) I don't want to go, so if he asks me to go, I'll just say, yes!
      Homer's Brain: Wait! Are you sure that's how this sort of thing works?
      Homer: Shut up, brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!
      Bart: (Through clenched teeth) Dad, I really want you to come on this trip with me.
      Homer: (Through clenched teeth) Bart, I'd be delighted to go on your trip with you.
      Bart & Homer: D'oh!