The Simpsons

Season 14 Episode 20

Brake My Wife, Please

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM May 11, 2003 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • Homer: (Singing) You see... I like to walk down the avenue
      Bust a move with Disco Stu
      Disco Stu: You shake me from my booty to my 'fro
      Homer: Yes I strut down the boulevard burning off my excess lard
      I rarely feel the need to utter "doh!" Top of the morning ladies!
      Patty: Bite us.
      Homer: I can walk from Springfield to Alaska, Then hobnob with the stars in Malibu...
      Steve: Hi Homer. I'm actor Steve Buscemi.
      Homer: The guy who got fed into the woodchipper in Fargo!
      And when I hear, "You can't walk to Turkmenistan," I say, "Of course I can, screw you!"
      Steve: Hey! Would you guys like tickets to the Independent Film awards?
      Turks: Would we!
      Homer: Oh I love to perambulate
      Its standing still I really hate
      So let me please reiterate
      I love to...