The Simpsons

Season 4 Episode 14

Brother From the Same Planet

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Feb 04, 1993 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • Bart: Remember when Tom had you in that headlock and you screamed, "I'm a hemophiliac!," and when he let you go, you kicked him in the back?
      Homer: Yeah.
      Bart: Will you teach me how to do that?
      Homer: Sure, boy. First, you gotta shriek like a woman and keep sobbing until he turns away in disgust. That's when it's time to kick some back. And then when he's lying down on the ground,...
      Bart: Yeah.
      Homer: Kick him in the ribs.
      Bart: Yeah.
      Homer: Step on his neck.
      Bart: Yeah.
      Homer: And run like hell.