The Simpsons

Season 5 Episode 2

Cape Feare

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Oct 07, 1993 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • Chief Wiggum: I'd like to help you ma'am, but, heh heh, I'm afraid there's no law against mailing threatening letters.
      Marge: (indignantly) I'm pretty sure there is.
      Chief Wiggum: Hah! The day I take cop lessons from Ma Kettle --
      Lou: Hey, she's right, Chief. (shows him "Springfield Law".)
      Chief Wiggum: Well, shut my mouth. It's ALSO illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling.
      (Shot of Eddie the cop with squirrels running around in his pants, and a bunch of cops watching and laughing) Boys, knock it off!