Homer: Ugh. Well, I can still hang out with you guys.
Bart: Sorry, I've got a baseball game in fifteen minutes.
Lisa: And I've got a rally for "Take Back the Afternoon".
Grandpa: Heh, heh, heh, so the tables have turned! Now you're the shut-in, and I'm the hip young dude. (cracking noise comes from Abe's finger) Oops, there goes my wagging finger.