The Simpsons

Season 3 Episode 20

Colonel Homer

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Mar 26, 1992 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • Marge: Well, what are we going to see?
      Bart: Ernest Cuts The Cheese!
      Lisa: Honey I Hit A School Bus!
      Homer: Look Who's Oinking, Look Who's Oinking!
      Marge: Since we'll never agree, why don't you kids pick a movie, your dad and I will pick a movie, then we'll all meet in the lobby later?
      Bart/Lisa: Thanks mom!
      Homer: Two tickets for...
      Guy: Lemme guess... Look Who's Oinking?
      Homer: That's right!
      Guy: Sold out!