The Simpsons

Season 2 Episode 5

Dancin' Homer

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Nov 08, 1990 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • (Before the baseball game at Springfield Stadium, the Simpson family watches the players warm-up.)
      Bart: Oh, wow! There's Flash Baylor! I gotta get his autograph! He used to be a star!
      (Bart makes his way to the outfield fence.)
      Bart: Hey, Flash, will you sign my ball?
      Flash Baylor: (Flatly) No.
      (A disappointed Bart returns back to his seat.)
      Bart: (Muttering) Lousy, washed-up, broken down tub of guts. Who does he think he is, anyway?
      Homer: What's the matter, boy?
      Bart: He wouldn't sign my ball.
      Marge: (Upset) Well, he's a fine role model. Bart, give me that ball!
      (Marge makes her way to the outfield fence.)
      Outfielder: Hey, Flash, check out the mature quail headin' this way.
      Flash Baylor: Well, hey there, little lady. What can Flash do for ya?
      (Cut to Marge returning back to her seat and handing Bart's ball back to him.)
      Marge: Here you go, Bart.
      Bart: Hmm. (Reading baseball) "Springfield Kozy Kort Motel, room 26. How 'bout it? Flash."
      Homer: Wow! Flash Baylor came onto my wife! You've still got the magic, Marge.