The Simpsons

Season 11 Episode 18

Days of Wine and D'oh'ses

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Apr 09, 2000 on FOX
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Days of Wine and D'oh'ses
Homer and Bart search through people's garbage for treasure. When Homer goes to Moe's, Barney asks everyone why they didn't celebrate his birthday. It turns out that they did, but he doesn't remember. Moe bought him helicopter lessons as a gag gift. With help from a video Homer shot, he realizes what a drunken loser he really is. He asks for Homer's help in quitting drinking. Barney goes to AA. Meanwhile, Bart and Lisa embark on a project to design the next cover of the phone book. They try unsuccessfully to set up inspiring photographs. The sober Barney takes his helicopter lessons and Moe makes Homer the new Barney. Barney and Homer cease being friends. Bart and Lisa try to take a picture on Mount Springfield, but a forest fire traps them. Barney and Homer fly the helicopter to save them. When Barney gets nervous and craves a beer, Homer talks him out of it. They save the kids. Bart and Lisa get their picture on the cover of the phonebook after all, when Marge sends in a baby picture.moreless

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Julie Kavner

Julie Kavner

Marge Simpson, Patty Bouvier, and Selma Bouvier

Harry Shearer

Harry Shearer

Mr. Burns, Smithers, Dr. Marvin Monroe, Ned Flanders, Prin. Skinner, Otto, Kent Brockman, Dr. Hibert, Lenny, Rev. Lovejoy, Raine

Dan Castellaneta

Dan Castellaneta

Homer Simpson, Grampa Simpson, Barney Gumble, Krusty the Clown, Groundskeeper Willie, and others

Nancy Cartwright

Nancy Cartwright

Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Ralph Wiggum, Todd Flanders, and others

Yeardley Smith

Yeardley Smith

Lisa Simpson

Hank Azaria

Hank Azaria

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Moe Szyslak, Chief Wiggum, Comic Book Guy, Lou, and others

Pamela Hayden

Pamela Hayden

Milhouse Van Houten, Rod Flanders, Jimbo Jones, and others

Recurring Role

Tress MacNeille

Tress MacNeille

Agnes Skinner, Brandine Del Roy, Dolph and others

Recurring Role

Karl Wiedergott

Karl Wiedergott

Additional Voices

Recurring Role

Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions


  • TRIVIA (4)

  • QUOTES (11)

    • Barney: When I think back to all the time I wasted at Moe's . . .
      Homer: Wasted!? What about our staring contests? And the way we always knew what football coaches should have done? Remember the time we jumped that census guy and stole his clicker?

    • Cletus: Looky here! Cardy-board tubes!
      Brandine: Now we can have indoor plumbing, just like they's got at the womens' lockup.
      Cletus: They spoilt you, Brandine. Sometimes I don't even know who you are anymore.

    • (Homer and Bart look through the trash)
      Homer: This muscle shirt is a pretty good find.
      Bart: Dad, that's a sports bra.
      Homer: All I know is, I'm finally getting the support I need.

    • Lisa: Oh, we'll never get a good picture.
      Bart: Hey, let's dump spaghetti on Maggie's head.
      Lisa: That picture's a cliche.
      Bart: Picture?

    • Bart: We should be safe up here. I'm pretty sure fires can't climb trees.

    • Lisa: Dad, you did it!
      Homer: You can't prove I did it!
      Lisa: No, you saved our lives!
      Homer: I could do a lot of things if I had the money!

    • Homer: I won't let you give up now, when you worked so hard to (Suddenly becomes drunk) be the greatest pal in the world. I love you. Let's not lose touch after graduation.

    • Marge: Kids! The new phonebooks are in and your picture's on the cover!
      Bart and Lisa: Let me see! Let me see! Let me see! Let me see! Let me see! Let me... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
      (We see a photo of Bart and Lisa on the toilet)
      Marge: Isn't that adorable? I guess a few baby pictures were on that roll of film!

    • Lisa: Is that Rainier Wolfcastle?
      Bart: Check out the gut.
      (Wolfcastle comes out of the Kwik-E-Mart with a huge gut, eating nachos and chili dogs)
      Wolfcastle: It's for a movie I'm playing a fat secret agent.

    • Homer: You've gotta be sober to fly. I mean it's not like driving a car.

    • Barney: Wow, Homer, you took six silver bullets for me.
      Homer (drunk): Stay away from my wife! (passes out)

  • NOTES (3)

    • Blackboard Joke: I was not touched "there" by an angel.
      Couch Gag: The family from this series meet their old Tracey Ullman counterparts. Both groups scream and run away.

    • Other people at the AA meeting are Lindsey Naegle, Bernice Hibbert, Rainier Wolfcastle, Kirk Van Houten, Kent Brockman and Susan from 'Scenes from a Class Struggle in Springfield.'

    • As of this episode, Barney is no longer an alcoholic (he's now a coffee addict).


    • Homer (to the tiki head): Get out of my dreams and into my car!

      "Get Out Of My Dreams And Into My Car" is the title of a Billy Ocean song.

    • Sarcastic Man: Okay, but you want AA. This is AAA.
      This exact same line was used in the 3rd Rock From The Sun episode entitled 'The Loud Solomon Family: A Dickumentary', which aired a few months before this episode.

    • The title of the episode is a reference to the 1962 film The Days of Wine and Roses. In this black and white film an alcoholic man meets a woman, whom he marries and then addicts to booze so that they may share his passion for alcohol together. Eventually he goes on the road to recovery while she remains an addict.