The Simpsons

Season 2 Episode 6

Dead Putting Society

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Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Nov 15, 1990 on FOX

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    • (After some miniature golf practice Bart enters his bedroom and throws his putter on the floor.)
      Homer: (Yelling) What are you doing?
      (Homer picks up the putter.)
      Homer: That putter is to you what a bat is to a baseball player, what a violin is...to the--the guy that--the violin guy! Now, come on! Give your putter a name.
      (Homer hands the putter back to Bart.)
      Bart: What?
      Homer: Come on. Give it a name.
      Bart: Mr. Putter.
      Homer: D'oh! You wanna try a little harder, son? Come on. Give it a girl's name.
      Bart: Mom.
      Homer: Your putter's name is Charlene!
      Bart: Why?
      Homer: It just is, that's why!
      (Homer pins up a picture of Todd Flanders.)
      Homer Now, this is a picture of your enemy, Todd Flanders. Every day, I want you to spend 15 minutes staring at it and concentrating on how much you hate him and how glorious it will be when you and Charlene annihilate him!
      Bart: Who's Charlene?
      (Homer snatches Bart's putter out of his hands.)
      Homer: I'll show you who Charlene is! Now start hating!

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