The Simpsons

Season 2 Episode 6

Dead Putting Society

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Nov 15, 1990 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • (Lisa tries to teach Bart a method to clear his mind of distraction.)
      Lisa: Bart, I have a riddle for you. What's the sound of one hand clapping?
      Bart: Piece of cake.
      (Bart opens and closes his right fist quickly, making a sound.)
      Lisa: No, Bart. It's a 3000-year-old riddle with no answer. It's supposed to clear your mind of conscious thought.
      Bart: No answer? Lisa, listen up.
      (Bart quickly opens and closes his fist again.)