The Simpsons

Season 2 Episode 6

Dead Putting Society

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Nov 15, 1990 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • (After hanging out in Ned Flanders' basement and seeing his "perfect" family get along well together, Homer blows up in anger.)
      Homer: All right, knock it off!
      Ned: Knock what off, Simpson?
      Homer: You've been rubbing my nose in it since I got here! Your family is better than my family! Your beer comes from farther away than my beer! You and your son like each other! Your wife's butt is higher than my wife's butt! You make me sick!
      Ned: Simpson, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave! I hope you understand.
      Homer: I wouldn't stay on a bet!
      (Homer has one last gulp of beer and grabs a sandwich.)
      Homer: One for the road.