The Simpsons

Season 10 Episode 6

D'oh-in' in the Wind

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Nov 15, 1998 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • Bart: Uh, so Dad, regarding that form, why not just make up a middle name?
      Lisa: You might as well. You already made up a phony film credit.
      Homer: No! Homer Simpson does not lie twice on the same form. He never has, and he never will.
      Marge: You lied dozens of times on our mortgage application.
      Homer: Yeah, but they were all part of a single ball of lies. The point is, I'm a grown man, and I deserve a middle name.
      Grampa: Hmm. I know where we might find your missing moniker. It's a bit of a drive, but on the way, we can have a nice father-son chat.
      Homer: Great! I'll go shoot myself for bringing this up.