The Simpsons

Season 8 Episode 9

El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer)

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Jan 05, 1997 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • Homer: Hey, Barney! Soul mate! Let me buy you a beer.
      Barney: Okay, but I'm not your soul mate. I'm really more of a chum.
      Homer: Well, what about you, Lenny?
      Lenny: I'm a crony.
      Homer: Carl?
      Carl: I'd say acquaintance.
      (The camera pans to other patrons.)
      Larry: Colleague.
      Sam: Sympathizer.
      Bumblebee Man: Compadre.
      Kearney: Associate.
      Dr. Hibbert: Contemporary.
      Moe: I'm a well-wisher, in that I don't wish you any specific harm.