(Homer goes to eat Ned Flanders' five-alarm chili.)
Homer: Five-alarm chili, eh? (Takes a bite) One...two...Hey, what's the big idea?
Ned: Oh, I admit it. It's only two alarm, two and a half, tops! I just wanted to be a big man in front of the kids.
Todd: Daddy, are you going to jail?
Ned: We'll see, son. We'll see.