Music from this episode "Miss Suzie Had a Tugboat" by Davey Jones (The song Lisa and Janey sing before Bart's spitball attack.) "Dust in the Wind" by Kansas (When Bart gives his toys a Viking funeral.) "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred (As Bart models his T-shirts) "Get Ready For This" by 2 Unlimited (As Krusty the Clown announces his line of "Krusty & Friends Fun Wear" T-shirts.) The theme to The Pink Panther (In the sequence where Homer steals plutonium for Lisa's mock-up of a nuclear reactor, as he helps her try to one-up Martin.)
Marge: (Looking in a kitchen drawer) Potato masher jammed in small spoon slot? What kind of madman would do that?
Homer: Get back in the garage, old man! Grampa: But there's spiders in the boxes! Homer: Stay out of my boxes!
Homer: Honey, all's you need is a little help from your dad. Remember, I did used to work at a science factory. Lisa: Well, we're supposed to do this without parental help. Homer: Sweetie, that's orphan talk!
Dr. Hibbert: (holding a T-shirt with the slogan "Do Not Resuscitate") This could get me out of a lot of sticky situations.
Vender: Mr. Retailer, over here! Your customers will love these mood lollipops. Every lick reveals your mood. Apu: (lick, lick) It works, if blue is the color for unimpressed.
Boy: Ah, I wish I had that shirt. It's clever, funny, and would cover my boy boobs nicely.
Grandpa: All the good graves are taken.
Lenny: Hey Homer, how's retirement? Homer: It's awesome. You know what I've gotten into? Sleeping 'til noon.
Homer: Hey, maybe the internet has the information I need. It certainly answered a lot of my questions about wang enhancement.
Lisa: Mom! Dad created something that could be dangerous in the wrong hands! And he's holding it!
Bart: There's more than one way to lose a tooth! (to Nelson) Hey, idiot! You're fat! And your mom is naked on the internet! You also smell. Nelson: Hmm. You've given me a lot to think about.
Flanders: I can't run, I'm wearing flip flops!
Moe: Do you have a t-shirt with Calvin peeing on Hobbes? Bart: Sorry. Moe: Well, what do you got him peeing on?
Marge: Well I like t-shirts with nice jokes. Like "Support our troops."
Lisa: If you're feeling depressed, do what I do and write something -- a novel, a play. Bart: Or I could write something that's not gay.
Bart: God, please give your daughter, the Tooth Fairy, the strength to carry my cash and the integrity not to dip her wand in the till.
Bart: What the? The tooth fairy's made a donation in my name to the United Way! That gossamer witch!
Lisa: Bart, if you don't get up now, good luck getting a pancake. Dad's pulled his chair right up to the stove.
Nelson: Whatcha realizing, jerk? Bart: That I'm not a kid any more. Nelson: That's harsh. I knew I was an adult the day the judge said 'We're trying you as an adult.'
Marge: We're big fans, Mr. Gladwell. Homer: Yeah, nothing makes parents happier than when an eccentric, single man takes an interest in their child.
Krusty: Hey, hey, "Krusty Show" T-shirts are made for kids, by kids, and we pass the slavings on to you.
When Lisa and Janie are clapping hands and singing the song and Homer keeps getting worried they are going to swear was an idea that they were going to use in Season 3, in the episode "When Flanders Failed". They reveal this when you listen to the commentary on the DVD.
Matt Groening registered the domain nuclear-secrets.com before this episode aired, but did not create a website.
Blackboard Joke: None. Couch Gag: After the family takes their usual places on the couch, the couch rises into the air and is actually part of the tendril of an anglerfish that you'll find in the deep depths in the ocean. The anglerfish empties the couch of the family and swallows them whole.
Martin: Let's go gather our rosebuds while we may. Martin says this to his robot. "Gather ye rosebuds while ye may" is a line from the poem "To Virgins to Make Much of Time" by Robert Herrick. The first stanza, the one with the line Martin uses, goes like this: Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, Old Time is still a-flying; And this same flower that smiles today, To-morrow will be dying. This poem is read by John Keating in the film 1989 Dead Poets Society.
The Sea Captain: Dawn goes down to day, nothing gold can stay. The Sea Captain quotes Robert Frost's Nothing Gold Can Stay Nature's first green is gold, Her hardest hue to hold. Her early leafs a flower, But only so an hour. Then leaf subsides to leaf. So Eden sank to grief, So dawn goes down to day. Nothing gold can stay. This poem was also featured in the movie The Outsiders.
Some popular phrases that, through minor variation, become Bart's T-shirt slogans:
• Bored in the USA – Inspired by Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA."
• Impeach everybody – In real life, people wore these T-shirts, encouraging lawmakers to "Impeach Nixon" and "Impeach Clinton."
• Weapon of ass destruction – A non-schoolable re-write for the non-schoolable "Weapon of mass descruction."
• Life ends at ten – The opposite of "Life begins at 80."
• Pobody's sherfect, nithead – You figure out the last word (especially when you rearrange the appropriate letters), but "Pobody's Nerfect" was a popular T-shirt slogan in the late 1970s and 1980s.
• Get bent – One of Bart's popular catchphrases early in the series.
• Don't blame me, I voted for Scooby-Doo – Not sure how popular the cowardly mongrel is on Election Day, but it's another reference to a famous Hanna-Barbera canine detective.
• If you can read this, the backpack fell off – "If you can read this ..." was another series of popular T-shirt slogans in the late 1970s and 1980s.
• I'm not getting older, I'm getting bitter – Play on the phrase "I'm not getting older, I'm getting better."
• Wish you were beer – a la "Wish you were here."
• America's least wanted – a play on the Fox TV series, "America's Most Wanted."
• Top of the dude chain – aka "Top of the food chain."
• Stop world hunger, eat my shorts! – The "eat my shorts" is another Bart endorsed phrase.
Toys in Bart's Toybox • Spirogram – the real-life Spirograph. • Sketch-an-Etch – resembles Etch-a-Sketch. • Sock-Em Knock-Em Cyborgs – fighting robots, just like Rock-Em Sock-Em Bots. • Ravenous Ravenous Rhinos – exactly like Hasbro's oft-mentioned Hungry, Hungry Hippos. • Duopoly – The Springfield version of Monopoly. • Parchoosey – A not-too-subtle take on Parcheesi. • Humor Putty – The molding substance, just like Silly Putty.
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory The character of eccentric Goose Gladwell is essentially the same as Willy Wonka from the 1971 film Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
Krusty's selection, all featuring Itchy and Scratchy characters:
• Austin Powers Itchy – much like Austin Powers in the 1997 original and two sequels (1999 and 2002).
• ScratchBob Itch-Pants – combining features of the cat and mouse into a parody of SpongeBob SquarePants.
• Osama bin Scratchy – A la the mastermind of the 9/11 attacks.
• Poochie (and Scratchy Poochie) – The oft-referenced failed character on the Itchy & Scratchy Show.
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"Fat Man" & "Little Boy" were the names for the two atomic bombs made by the U.S. and were both used to bomb Japan near the end of WWII.
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