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    Mike4815162342

    [1]Jan 1, 2006
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    Use this thread for posting some of the many classic songs we've heard over the years, I'll Begin with:

    Love-matic Grandpa

    While shopping for some cans,
    an old man passed away.
    He floated up to heaven,
    but got lost along the way.
    Now he's the LOVE-MATIC GRANDPA!
    He fills our hearts with love...
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    lsdotcom

    [2]Jan 1, 2006
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    Bart singing 'I Didn't Do It', using the MC Hammer instrumental...

    Evry1 knows how it goes! Rite?
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    Hungry_Homer111

    [3]Jan 1, 2006
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    lsdotcom wrote:
    Bart singing 'I Didn't Do It', using the MC Hammer instrumental...

    Evry1 knows how it goes! Rite?


    No

    When I was seventeen

    When I was seventeen
    I had some very good beer
    I had some very good beer,
    that I purchased with a fake ID
    My name was Brian McGee
    I stayed up listening to Queen
    When I was Seventeen
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    ChrisoBisto

    [4]Jan 1, 2006
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    Nacho Man

    Nacho Nacho Man
    I want to be the Nacho Man
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    ChrisoBisto

    [5]Jan 1, 2006
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    Lisa's Birthday Song

    Michael Jackson: Lisa, it's your birthday.
    God bless you this day.
    You gave me the gift of a little sister,
    And I'm proud of you today.
    Michael and Bart: Lisa, it's your birthday.
    Happy birthday, Lisa.
    Lisa, it's your birthday.
    Happy birthday, Lisa.
    Michael: I wish you love and good will.
    I wish you peace and joy.
    Bart: I wish you better than your heart desires.
    Michael: And your first kiss from a boy.
    Michael and Bart: Lisa, it's your birthday.
    Happy birthday, Lisa.
    Lisa, it's your birthday.
    Happy birthday, Lisa.
    Bart: Yeah!
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    ChrisoBisto

    [6]Jan 1, 2006
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    Kamp Krusty

    Children: Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty,
    By the shores of Big Snake Lake.
    Though your swings are rusty,
    We know they'll never break.
    Kearney: Louder! Faster!
    Children: From your gleaming mess hall,
    To your hallowed baseball field,
    Your spic n' span infirmary,
    Where all our wounds are healed.
    Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty,
    Below Mount Avalanche.
    We will always love Kamp Krusty,
    A registered trademark of the Krusty Corporation,
    All rights reserved!
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    ChrisoBisto

    [7]Jan 1, 2006
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    "Our Nanny"
    (Taken from the episode Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala-D'Oh-cious)

    Lisa: If you wish to be our sitter,
    Please be sweet and never bitter.
    Help us with math and book reports,
    Bart: Might I add - eat my shorts!
    Lisa: Bart!
    Bart: Just cuttin' through the treacle.
    Lisa: If Maggie's fussy, dont avoid her,
    Bart: Let me get away with moider!
    Lisa: Teach us songs and magic tricks,
    Homer: Might I add - no fat chicks!
    Marge: Homer!
    Lisa: The nanny we want is kindly and sage,
    Homer: And one who will work for minimum wage.
    Lisa: Hurry nanny, things are grim,
    Grampa: I'll do it!
    Bart & Lisa: Anyone but him.
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    ChrisoBisto

    [8]Jan 1, 2006
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    We're Sending Our Love Down The Well


    Sting: There's a hole in my heart
    As deep as a well
    For that poor little boy,
    Who's stuck halfway to Hell...
    Sideshow Mel: Though we can't get him out,
    We'll do the next best thing...
    McBain: We go on TV
    And sing, sing, sing!
    All: And we're sending our love down the well...
    Krusty: All the way down!
    All: We're sending our love down the well...
    Krusty: Down that well!


    I loved that song!
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    Spongeyfan

    [9]Jan 1, 2006
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    ChrisoBisto wrote:
    Kamp Krusty

    Children: Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty,
    By the shores of Big Snake Lake.
    Though your swings are rusty,
    We know they'll never break.
    Kearney: Louder! Faster!
    Children: From your gleaming mess hall,
    To your hallowed baseball field,
    Your spic n' span infirmary,
    Where all our wounds are healed.
    Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty,
    Below Mount Avalanche.
    We will always love Kamp Krusty,
    A registered trademark of the Krusty Corporation,
    All rights reserved!

    i think kamp krusty is a ref to Oliver Twist.
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    Hungry_Homer111

    [10]Jan 1, 2006
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    Spongeyfan wrote:
    ChrisoBisto wrote:
    Kamp Krusty

    Children: Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty,
    By the shores of Big Snake Lake.
    Though your swings are rusty,
    We know they'll never break.
    Kearney: Louder! Faster!
    Children: From your gleaming mess hall,
    To your hallowed baseball field,
    Your spic n' span infirmary,
    Where all our wounds are healed.
    Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty,
    Below Mount Avalanche.
    We will always love Kamp Krusty,
    A registered trademark of the Krusty Corporation,
    All rights reserved!

    i think kamp krusty is a ref to Oliver Twist.


    What?
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    ChrisoBisto

    [11]Jan 1, 2006
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    Spongeyfan wrote:
    ChrisoBisto wrote:
    Kamp Krusty

    Children: Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty,
    By the shores of Big Snake Lake.
    Though your swings are rusty,
    We know they'll never break.
    Kearney: Louder! Faster!
    Children: From your gleaming mess hall,
    To your hallowed baseball field,
    Your spic n' span infirmary,
    Where all our wounds are healed.
    Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty,
    Below Mount Avalanche.
    We will always love Kamp Krusty,
    A registered trademark of the Krusty Corporation,
    All rights reserved!

    i think kamp krusty is a ref to Oliver Twist.


    Why the Heck is it Like Oliver Twist!!!
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    ozziefan

    [12]Jan 1, 2006
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    This would have been one of the first songs!

    in Bart the General

    Bart: I got a B in arithmetic.
    Army: I got a B in arithmetic.
    Bart: Would have got an A but I was sick.
    Army: Would have got an A but I was sick.

    Bart: We are rubber, you are glue.
    Army: We are rubber, you are glue.
    Bart: It bounces off of us and sticks to you.
    Army: It bounces off of us and sticks to you.
    Bart: Sound off.
    Army: One! Two!
    Bart: Sound off!
    Army: Three!! Four!!
    Bart: In English class I did the best.
    Army: In English class I did the best.
    Bart: Because I cheated on the test.
    Army: Because I cheated on the test.
    Bart: Sound off.
    Army: One! Two!
    Bart: I can't hear you!
    Army: Three!! Four!!

    Bart: We are happy, we are merry.
    Army: We are happy, we are merry.
    Bart: We got a rhyming dictionary.
    Army: We got a rhyming dictionary.
    Bart: Sound off.
    Army: One! Two!
    Bart: One more time!
    Army: Three! Four!
    Bart: Bring it on home now!
    Army: One! Two! Three! Four!
    One! Two! ... Three-Four!
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    ArmoredCore55

    [13]Jan 1, 2006
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    In "Homer The Great":

    Who controls the British crown?
    Who keeps the Metric System down?
    We do! We do!
    Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
    Who keeps the Matrians under wraps?
    We do! We do!
    Who holds back the electric car?
    Who makes Steve Guttenburg a star?
    We do! We do!
    Who robs game fish of their sight?
    Who rigs every Oscar night?
    We do! We do!
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    cosmovsgoku

    [14]Jan 2, 2006
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    Springfield, Sprigfield,
    it's a hell of a town,
    the school yards up,
    and the shopping malls down,
    the stray dogs go to the Animal pound,
    Springfield Springfield,
    Springfield Springfield,
    New York, New York

    Bart: New York is thatta way man!
    Sailor: Thx kid!
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    boildacabbage

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    Simpsons (Christmas) Boogie

    Were gonna groove tonight
    We'll make you feel alright
    Simpsons (Christmas) Boogie!
    We're dancing to the beat
    We'll make you move your feet
    Simpsons (Christmas) Boogie!
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    Babi_angel

    [16]Jan 2, 2006
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    Where's my elephant?
    Where's my elephant?
    Where's my elephant?
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    ChrisoBisto

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    Grampa: Their playing that elephant song again!
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    lsdotcom

    [18]Jan 2, 2006
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    2 Hungry Homer 111, it sound like u dont even watch the simpsons. How can u not remember those songs?!
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    lsdotcom

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    jijak

    [20]Jan 2, 2006
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    Ive got one

    The Spring in Springfield

    Belle: We're the sauce on your steak,
    We're the cheese in your cake,
    We put the spring in Springfield.
    Dancing Girl 1: We're the lace on the nightgown,
    Dancing Girl 2: The point after touchdown,
    Belle and Dancing Girls: Yes we put the spring in Springfield.
    Belle: We're that little extra spice
    That makes existence extra-nice,
    A giddy little thrill
    At a reasonable price.
    Lovejoy: Our only major quarrel's
    With your total lack of morals.
    Dancing Girl 3: Our skimpy costumes ain't so bad,
    Dancing Girl 4: They seem to entertain your dad!

    Belle and Dancing Girls: The gin in your martini,
    The clams on your linguine,
    Yes we keep the
    (Belle flicks Bumblebee Man's(Chespirito) antenna)
    In Springfield!

    Wiggum, Krusty, and Skinner: We remember our first visit,
    Mayor Quimby: The service was exquisite!
    Mrs Quimby: Why Joseph, I had no idea!
    Mayor Quimby: Come on now, you were working here!
    Grampa and Jasper: Without it we'd have had no fun
    Since March of 1961!
    Bart: To shut it down now would be twisted,
    Jimbo, Dolph, and Kearney: We just heard this place existed!

    Dancing Girls: We're the highlights in your hairdo,
    Apu: The extra arms on Vishnu,
    Dancing Girls: So don't take the
    Mob: We won't take the
    Everyone: Yes let's keep the
    (Moe crashes two garbage can lids together)
    In Springfield! .
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