The Simpsons

Season 20 Episode 13

Gone Maggie Gone

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Mar 15, 2009 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • Kent Brockman: Today, Springfield will experience a rare total eclipse of the sun. A solar eclipse is like a woman breast-feeding in a restaurant. It's free, it's beautiful, but under no circumstances should you look at it. We recommend using a homemade "camera obscura", fashioned from an ordinary shoebox and paper towel tube.
      (Kent reaches under his desk and pulls out an unmade camera obscura)
      Kent Brockman: (fuming) This... was supposed to be pre-made. Fine, I'll do it myself. Where's the end of the frickin' tape?! Forget it! We'll do it next week!
      Cameraman: (off-screen) The eclipse is today.
      Kent Brockman: (shouting) There's an eclipse when I say there's an eclipse!