When Homer eats tainted meat from the Kwik E Mart, Apu loses his job. Who will take his place? Actor James Woods, because he's researching for a role.
Meanwhile, Apu needs a place to stay. So he decides to stay with The Simpsons. Homer is reluctant at first, but Apu does such great work around the house. Apu misses his job, so he goes to India with Homer to seek the head of Kwik E Mart corparations. He gets 3 questions, but Homer uses them all.
Apu goes back to the Kwik E Mart, and saves James Woods from a robber. He thinks he got shot, but actually the bullet bounced off another bullet that was in his chest. To thank him, James Woods gives Apu his job back.
This is a classic episode. I loved the Who Needs the Kwik E Mart song. I also thought James Woods swearing was funny(no not you, I'm just talking to my oven. My favorite part was when Apu thought he was a hummingbird after working 96 hours straight.