The Simpsons

Season 6 Episode 12

Homer the Great

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Jan 08, 1995 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • Homer: I always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is. And it's me.
      Marge: You're not a god, Homer.
      Lisa: Remember Dad, all glory is fleeting.
      Homer: So?
      Lisa: Beware the Ides of March.
      Homer: No.
      Lisa: Dad I know you think you're happy now, but it's not gonna last forever!
      Homer: Everything lasts forever.
      Lisa: Don't you see, getting what you want all the time will ultimately leave you unfulfilled and joyless.
      Homer: Remove the girl!
      Lisa: Dad you're not with your Stonecutters now. There are no lackies to carry out your every--
      (Bart appears, puts his hand over her mouth, salutes Homer, and then drags her away)