The Simpsons

Season 5 Episode 11

Homer the Vigilante

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Jan 06, 1994 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • Ned: Since the police can't seem to get off their duff-a-roonies to do something about this burglar-ino, I propose we start out own neighborhood watch (pause) aroony! (everyone cheers) Now, who should lead the group?
      Man: You!
      Everyone: (cheering again) Flanders! Flanders! Flanders!
      Ned: Well, I don't have much experience, but I'd be--
      Moe: Someone else!
      Ned: (more cheers) Someone else! Someone else! Someone else!
      Homer: I'm someone else!
      Lenny: He's right!
      Homer: We don't need a thinker, we need a doer! Someone who'll act without considering the consequences!