The Simpsons Season 10 Episode 13

Begley: Hang in there, Max. Saving the environment is a hard, grueling job.
Homer: That's what I'm saying! See Marge, this guy gets it.

Homer: Oh, this is the worst party ever!
Marge: I don't know. Remember that New Year's Eve at Lenny's? He didn't even have a clock.

Homer: Uh, oh. Here comes Lorne Michaels. Pretend you don't see him.
Lorne: Ah, Max Power. Trent said I absolutely must meet you. This is fabulous …
Homer: Anyway, Marge, how do you feel about the economy?
(Lorne walks away dejected)

Burns: Ah! Max Power! How's every little thing?
Homer: You remembered my name!
Burns: Well, who could forget the name of a magnetic individual like you? Keep up the good work, Max!
Homer: Mr. Power.
Burns: Yes, of course. Mr. Power.

Grampa: Oh, wait a minute. The family name is my legacy to you. I got it from my father, and he got it from his father, and he traded a mule for it! And that mule went on to save Spring Break!

Lisa: Max Power?
Homer: Dynamic, isn't it?
Bart: I love it, Max.
Marge: You changed your name without consulting me?
Homer: That's the way Max Power is, Marge. Decisive, Uncompromising! And rude!

Homer: The whole town's laughing at me. Even that cat out there! Bart, kill that cat!
Bart: Okay!
Homer: And that big yellow flower!
Marge: Homer, your growing insanity is starting to worry me. Why don't you talk to the producers of the show? Maybe they'll make your character suave again.
Homer: Hmm … I guess I could. But while I'm gone, keep an eye on that weird-looking kid down there.
Marge: Bart?
Homer: Yeah. "Bart."

Carl: Hey, Mr. Simpson, sir, can I get your autograph?
Homer: All right, what's the name?
Carl: Uh, Homer, we've worked together for ten years. (Homer stares at him blankly) It's Carl. (Homer writes on notepad) You only wrote my name. Um, I wanted yours.
Homer: Take it or leave it … (reads notepad) Carl.

Homer: (on phone) Hello? Yes, this is the original Homer Simpson. Who is this?… The Debbie Pinson, who was the Homecoming Queen at high school?…Yes, I'm still available.
Marge: (takes phone) No, he's not!
Homer: Marge that was Debbie Pinson! Deb-bie Pin-son!!
Marge: No dating!
Homer: Oohhh!

Bart: (watching police cops) This isn't bad.
Homer: Isn't bad? Tell me one thing mankind has ever done that's any better?
Lisa: The Renaissance?
Homer: This is better.

Criminal #1: Let's get this bank back to our hideout and we'll break into it later.
(suddenly, a car pulls up.)
Criminal #1: It's the cops!
Criminal #2: Worse. The Police Cops.

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Homer: Door?
Marge: Locked!
Homer: Phone?
Lisa: Unplugged!
Homer: Dog? Cat?
Bart: Taped and corked.
Homer: Perfect.

Max Power: Max Power.
Trent: Hey, great name!
Max Power: Thanks. I got it off a hair dryer!

Homer: He's named like my name!

Chief Wiggum: (to Homer) Well, if it isn't that stupid cop from TV. (Picks his ear with his pistol) Ahh, yeah.

Marge: But I married Homer Simpson! I don't want to snuggle with Max Power.
Homer: You don't snuggle with Max Power, you strap yourself in and feel the G's!

Homer: Amimation's better because they don't have to pay the actors squat!
Ned Flanders: (In a completely different voice): Plus they can replace them and no one can tell the diddlely difference!

Man: So, where to eat. You like thai?
Homer: Tie good, you like shirt?

Homer: Kids, there's three ways to do things. The right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way!
Bart: Isn't that the wrong way?
Homer: Yeah, but faster!

Homer: (singing) Max Power, he's the man whose name you'd love to touch, but you mustn't touch!
His name sounds good in your ear, but when you say it, you mustn't fear!
Cause his name can be said, by anyone!

Homer: To Max Power, every letter is as important as the first one! Or is it more important? No, as important.

Man: Did you have lunch yet?
Max Power: Yeah… but I usually have three or four of them.