The Simpsons

Season 12 Episode 5

Homer vs. Dignity

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Nov 26, 2000 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • Lindsay Neagle: Mr. Simpson, your intelligence profile indicates that you're too "stupid" to stick to a budget.
      Homer: Yes, go on.
      Lindsay Neagle: So let me put this simply. You need more money.
      Homer: How do I get it?
      Lindsay Neagle: I'm a financial "planner", not a financial "consultant"
      Homer: Sorry.
      Lindsay Neagle: Now, I'd like my fee please.
      (Homer writes a note)
      Lindsay Neagle: I know you're not a deaf mute, Mr. Simpson. We've been talking for the last 20 minutes.