The Simpsons

Season 12 Episode 5

Homer vs. Dignity

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Nov 26, 2000 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • Bart: Well, it all started last week in Krabappel's class. I was trying to breed the hamster with the lizard to create an unholy super creature, when I saw an even worse crime against nature.
      (Skinner and Krabappel enter the room, kissing. Bart hides in the coat closet)
      Skinner: Ah, head lice inspection day. While the kids are out getting their nits picked, we can have our own private cootie call.
      Edna: Oh, you talk too much. Let's do it on Martin's desk.
      Skinner: It is usually the cleanest.