The Simpsons

Season 2 Episode 13

Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Feb 07, 1991 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • (Moses appears before the Israelites with the Ten Commandments.)
      Moses: The Lord has handed down to us Ten Commandments by which to live. I will now read them in no particular order. "Thou shalt not make any graven images."
      Hezron, Carver of Graven Images: (Throws down chisel) Oh, my God!
      Moses: "Thou shalt not commit adultery."
      Zohar the Adulterer: Ah, well. Looks like the party's over.
      Homer the Thief: (Chuckles) Hey, Moses, keep 'em comin'.
      Moses: "Thou shalt not steal."
      Homer the Thief: D'oh!