The Simpsons

Season 2 Episode 13

Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Feb 07, 1991 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • (Mr. Burns and Smithers watch security camera footage of Homer inviting the guys over for the big fight.)
      Smithers: Um, he's Homer Simpson, sir. One of your drones from Sector 7-G.
      Mr. Burns: Excellent. I'm so keen on seeing Watson vs. Tatum II, I'd even go to an employee's house. Oh, I can picture it now. The screen door rusting off it's filthy hinges, mangy dogs staggering about, looking vainly for a place to die.
      Smithers: Permission to speak frankly, sir?
      Mr. Burns: Permission granted.
      Smithers: Well, you are quite wealthy--
      Mr. Burns: Thank you, Smithers. Your candor is most refreshing.
      Smithers: No, no, I mean, why don't you pay for the fight yourself?
      Mr. Burns: Ah, Smithers, the big title fight is one of those rare occasions that I savor the sights, the sounds and (sniffs) ah, yes, the smells of men.
      Smithers: You haven't lost the common touch, sir.

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