The Simpsons

Season 6 Episode 17

Homer vs. Patty and Selma

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Feb 26, 1995 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • (Homer is taking his drivers test)
      Patty: Did not adjust side mirror. Minus one point.
      Selma: Failed to check blind spot. Minus two points.
      Homer: You won't be happy until my family thinks I'm a loser, will you?
      Patty: You are a loser, Homer. And we're winners. You gotta learn that.
      Selma: Ooh, seat belt twisted. Minus one point.
      Homer: Nagging the driver. Minus ten points, for you!
      Patty: Grazed a cone. Minus five points.
      Homer: Being a jerk! Minus a million points!