The Simpsons

Season 5 Episode 1

Homer's Barbershop Quartet

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Sep 30, 1993 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • (Homer, Apu and Skinner, with stubble on their faces, are in the recording studio)
      Homer, Apu, Skinner: (singing off-key) For all the latest medical poop,
      Call Surgeon General C. Everett Koop.
      Poo poo pa-doop...
      Apu: This is worse than your song about Mr. T.
      Homer: I pity the fool who doesn't like... he. And where's Barney?
      Skinner: Oh, he's with his new girlfriend, the Japanese conceptual artist.
      (Barney and his girlfriend walk in, and Barney inserts a demo tape into a recorder)
      Barney: Barbershop is in danger of growing stale! I'm taking it to strange new places!
      (On the recorder)
      Barney's Girlfriend: Number eight... (Barney belches) Number eight... (Barney belches) Number eight... (Barney belches)