The Simpsons

Season 1 Episode 3

Homer's Odyssey

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Jan 21, 1990 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • (Bart prank calls Moe's.)
      Moe: Moe's Tavern.
      Bart: Is Mr. Freely there?
      Moe: Who?
      Bart: Freely. First initials "I. P."
      Moe: Hold on, I'll check. Uh, is I.P. Freely here? Hey, everybody! I.P. Freely!
      (Everyone at the bar laughs.)
      Moe: Wait a minute. Listen to me, ya lousy bum. When I get a hold of you, you're dead. I swear I'm gonna slice your heart in half!
      (Bart and Lisa laugh.)
      Homer: You'll get that punk someday, Moe.
      Moe: Ah, I don't know. He's tough to catch. He keeps changing his name.