The Simpsons

Season 1 Episode 3

Homer's Odyssey

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Jan 21, 1990 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • (A depressed Homer lies unresponsive on the couch.)
      Bart: All he does is lie there like an unemployed whale.
      Lisa: I don't know what else to do.
      (Maggie pokes Homer in the eye and he does nothing.)
      Bart: There's only one thing we can do: Take advantage of the old guy. You gotta sign my report card, Dad.
      (Homer signs the report card.)