Stan Lee: He can't be the Hulk! I'm the Hulk! Graah... graah... Come on dammit, change!
Comic Book Guy: Oh please, you couldn't change into Bill Bixby!
Stan Lee: Oh, I give up. Graah! Honest, it did happen once.
Comic Book Guy: Yeah, sure. I wish you had the power to leave my store.
Stan Lee: (Grunts)
Comic Book Guy: Almost had it there.