Marge Simpson, Patty Bouvier, and Selma Bouvier
Mr. Burns, Ned Flanders, Principal Skinner, Waylon Smithers, Kent Brockman, and others
Homer Simpson, Grampa Simpson, Barney Gumble, Krusty the Clown, Groundskeeper Willie, and others
Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Ralph Wiggum, Todd Flanders, and others
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Moe Szyslak, Chief Wiggum, Comic Book Guy, Lou, and others
Milhouse Van Houten, Rod Flanders, Jimbo Jones, and others
when the people are leaveing praiseland Manjula is wering a blue dress but in the next scene the dress is red
Milhouse's eyebrows were black when he was on 'King David's Wild Ride'.
Syndication cuts the scene where that stereotypical Texas dealer insults Flanders because of his being Christian.
Homer's line "Orphans lighting candles over a leaking gas line" was shortened in closed captioning to "Orphans lighting candles".
When manjula and apu leave the park, manjula turns yellow for a second.
Moe: I think it's a sign from god we should all go nuts! Woah!
Agnus Skinner: How dare you, go grab that.
Moe: Yes Ma'am.
Rachel (singing): Jesus loves me this I'm sure, I'm a groupie on his tour ...
Nelson: What do you hit them with? There's no mallet!
Ned: You can stop Satan with your faith.
Nelson: With my face? You calling me ugly?
Ned: No, no, no. I think you're beautiful!
Nelson: Oh, that's it!
(Mayor Quimby rolls up in a limo.)
Mayor Quimby: It is with uh, great pride that I dedicate this new school, sports arena, or attraction.
(Cuts the ribbon and drives off.)
Theme Park Owner: Aww you are so full of it!? (pause) God's grace that is. It's really sickening! (pause) There aren't more people like you. Now get out! (pause) Your pen. And we'll make it official.
Homer: Hotel? Why don't you just stay at Ned's place?
Ned: My place, what would the neighbours think?
Lisa: We are the neighbours and we don't think…
Rachel: Say, how's your life going?
Homer: Oooh, she wants to know how your life is going!
Ned: Well, my wife's passing was rough but... I think I'm finally ready to move on.
Rachel: That's great. Maybe we could have coffee sometime.
Homer: Oooh, she wants to have coffee sometime!
Ned: I can hear her, Homer!
Homer: He can hear you, Rachel!
Cletus: I'll have the darkety kind.
Frink: Uh, one chocolate, Mootilda.
Marge: Could I have a swirl of Chocolate and Vanilla?
Mootilda: Moooo!? Muh uh!
Frink: Nonsense, you can do it! (cow kicks frink) Glaaven!
(At a souvenir stand, Ned walks up to Chief Wiggum and his son Ralph.)
Ned: Ooh, what can I get you, little Christian? How about a Noah's Ark full of jellies? (holds one up)
Wiggum: Oh, are there two of every flavor?
Ned: Nope, they're all the same... plain!
Ned: How 'bout a Maude mask? (he puts a Maude mask over his face and starts doing a crappy Maude imitation) I'm Maude. God is super!
Ralph: Can I sit in the car?
Wiggum: Let's both sit in the car! (they leave)
Ned: (still imitating Maude) Bye-bye!
Ned: (on phone) How toxic is your gas? Oh. Well, I'm talking about outdoors with lots of ventilation. How can that be worse? Well, is that permanent brain damage?
Marge: You could give the money to the orphanage, I hear they need a new wall.
Dr. Hibbert: I've never seen a brain freeze this fast before!
(Nelson has a short seizure)
Hibbert: Give me 50 CC's of hot fudge! Now hold still, you might feel a slight chocolatey sensation.
Ned: Hey Rachael, your hair's grown back!
Rachael: It's a wig... and let's never speak of it again!
Rachael: Ned Flanders!? Now where have you been hi-didly-hidin'?
Ned: Oh, oh, oh! Hey, Rachael, what do you know? We both like plain vanilla with nothing on top!
(She looks down at her ice cream.)
Rachael: Actually, all the toppings where gone.
Homer: Leave Ned alone!
Ned: Thank-you, Homer.
Homer: He can't admit he likes her until he's sure she likes him back!
Ned: Where's your band?
Rachael: They switched from Christian music to regular pop. All you have to do is change Jesus to Baby
Ned: Oh how horrible!
Rachael: Aw, they'll all go to hell.
(Disco Stu's vision)
Disco Stu: Ah, Frank Sinatra!
Frank Sinatra: For me this is Hell!
Ned Flanders: Darn teenagers with their beer bottles!
Homer: (Nervously) Yeah... teenagers.
Lenny: A Bible park without beer? Now I've seen everything.
Rich Texan: May the Lord have mercy on your gas-sniffing orphan beating souls!
Milhouse: Ants are crawling in my mouth and I don't care!
Lisa: Don't throw this away! It's Rod's first tooth!
Bart: You're right, we could use this for witchcraft.
Carl: Any religion that embraces carob is not for Carl Carlson!
Blackboard Joke: Genetics is not an excuse.
Couch Gag: A cement truck backs up to the couch and pours out concrete versions of the family. Homer's figure quickly dries and cracks, and his head falls on the floor.
The title of the episode is a spoofing of a slogan of a Disney TV commercial. When a reporter asks the winning football team "You're just won the Superbowl. What are you going to do now?" and one of them responds "I'm going to Disneyworld!"
When Ned puts Rachel in Maude's bathrobe, and cuts her hair to look like Maude it's referencing Hitchcock's classic 1958 film "Vertigo."
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