Narrator: (in "Itchy & Scratchy Story") Roger Meyers' next full-length feature was the wildly-successful Pinitchio. (clip plays)
Gepetto-Scratchy: (with Italian accent) Now, you be-a good, Pinitchio, and don't-a you lie!
Pinitchio: I promise I will never hurt you! (his nose grows, its razor sharp point impaling Scratchy's eyeball)
Lisa: (in audience) I wonder if this kind of violence really does desensitize us? (Scratchy robot crashes through the screen, Bart and Lisa don't even flinch)
Bart: (nonchalantly) Wanna get a snow cone?