The Simpsons

Season 13 Episode 9

Jaws Wired Shut

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Jan 27, 2002 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • Moe: Ah, you must be here for the, uh, Duff Trivia Challenge.
      Duffman: That's right, local distributor! One of you could win a lifetime's supply of Duff! Okay, chug monkeys! What beverage, brewed since ancient times, is made from hops and grains?
      Lenny: How about "Ancient Hop Grain Juice"?
      (Homer realizes the answer and incoherently tries to say "Beer, beer, beer!")
      Moe: Wait, wait, wait! Homer's trying to make a guess.
      Homer: (Frantically) Brr, brr, brr!
      (Homer turns the beer tap on and points at it.)
      Moe: What are you doing? You're gettin' some kind of booze all over me.
      (Homer cries)
      Duffman: (Blows air horn) Time's up, the answer is... Beer! Ooh, duff luck!
      Carl: I never would have figured that out.
      Lenny: That's the kinda thing you just gotta know.
      (Homer cries some more)