The Simpsons

Season 10 Episode 7

Lisa Gets an "A"

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Nov 22, 1998 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • (Homer and Marge are preparing to cook Pinchy the lobster...)
      Marge: Oh, so plump and juicy! Mmm, he's gonna boil up nicely! (smacks lips)
      Homer: (to Pinchy) Well, I guess this is it, old pal. This is your big day.
      Marge: The water's boiling. Quick, chuck him in! (Homer stalls) C'mon, chuck him in!
      Homer: (hesitant) OK...
      Marge: Let's GO. In the pot, in the pot!
      (Homer looks at Pinchy and sees him as a cute cartoonish lobster with big eyes and a happy smile!)
      Homer: But Marge, look at the little guy! (holds Pinchy up to Marge)
      Marge: (sees Pinchy as an ugly hyper-realistic lobster) He looks like an ordinary...OW!!! (Pinchy pinches her nose with his pincer) Son of a...
      Homer: Feel that, Marge? He LIKES you!