The Simpsons

Season 3 Episode 14

Lisa the Greek

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Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Jan 23, 1992 on FOX

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    • Marge: Homer, those were very thoughtful presents, but you have to tell me where you got the money from.
      Homer: All right, Marge, I'll tell you, but first you have to promise you will not get mad.
      Marge: I promise I will get mad, because I always do when you make me promise I won't.
      Homer: All right, if you must know. Lisa and I have been gambling on pro football.
      Marge: Homer!
      Homer: You promised you wouldn't get mad!
      Marge: I did not! She's an eight year old girl!
      Homer: Marge, she never loses. Aren't parents supposed to encourage their kids whenever they show talent?
      Marge: But gambling is illegal.
      Homer: Oh, only in 48 states. Besides, it's a victim less crime. The only victim is Moe!

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