The Simpsons

Season 8 Episode 7

Lisa's Date with Density

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Dec 15, 1996 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • Ned: (On phone) Howdily-doodely.
      Homer: (Recording) Greetings, friends. Do you wish to look--
      (Ned hangs up)
      Ned: Oh, it's that darn recording again.
      Maude: Of course it was. It's been calling all night. Just unplug the phone.
      (Ned turns out the light and the phone rings again.)
      Ned: Howdily-di--
      Homer: (Recording) Greetings, friends--
      (Ned hangs up)
      Ned: Dang!
      Maude: I told you to unplug the phone.
      Ned: But it could be my mother!
      (Phone rings again)
      Ned: Howdy--
      Homer: (Recording) Greetings, friends--
      (Ned hangs up)
      Ned: Shoot!
      Maude: That is it, Ned! If you don't unplug that phone right now, you're sleeping on the lawn.
      Homer: (Shouting through his window) Will you two shut up?! People are trying to sleep!